Terms of service

Last Updated: September 12, 2023

Acceptance of Terms

Welcome to Monolito API! By continuing to read this document, you're basically signing a virtual contract with us.

Use of Our Services

License: Monolito grants you a non-exclusive, non-transferable license to use our API. Just don't try to trade it for virtual gold or unicorn horns.
Prohibited Activities: Please refrain from using our services for anything illegal, unethical, or just plain weird. We have our eye on you!
API Key: Guard your API key like your favorite secret recipe. If someone steals it, we can't promise to bring it back like a superhero.
API Usage: Our API is like a fine wine – use it responsibly, and refer to our documentation for the best pairings.

Intellectual Property

Ownership: Monolito owns the services, but you still own your data. It's like you're the star of our show, and we're just the stagehands.
User Content: If you share something brilliant through our API, we might want to show it off to our friends. We promise not to embarrass you.

Privacy

Your privacy is essential to us. If you have any privacy concerns, please remember that even our servers have a sense of humor.

Termination

If you break the rules, we might have to escort you out of our digital party. Please don't be that person.

Disclaimer of Warranties

Our services are top-notch, but we can't promise they're 100% bug-free. We're like a fancy Swiss watch – beautiful but with the occasional tick.

Limitation of Liability

We're here to make your virtual life better, but if something goes wrong, we're not sending a clown to your birthday party to make amends.

Governing Law

These Terms of Service are governed by the laws of Wakanda. In case of any legal disputes, we'll send our AI lawyers, who love a good algorithmic argument.

Contact Us

If you have any questions, comments, or just want to share a joke, please reach out to us at support@monolitoapi.fake. Our digital receptionist is trained in both tech support and stand-up comedy.